Since you asked..

I’d love to say that all my goodies are firm and perfect, but, the Gravity Fairy visits all of us, some more frequently than others, and she’s been living at my house for quite a while, if you must know.   However, if you’re not the Widow Bonnie...

While my daughter Is Mozilla Teen of the South

  She doesn’t really care for ‘gigging’ frogs or eating them.   And to explain about that:  A frog gigger is a long pole with a pincher on the end that you use to gig or grab the frogs. Yes, I eat the legs fried, of course. Why do I write...

Well..my neck’s a pretty shade of mauve

I’m a girl after all.  Nah! I’m a redneck girl and proud of it. Hell Yeah! and all that. 10 reasons why I’m a redneck: 1. Yes, Bonnie, I have dated a cousin, albiet innocently and it was like 10th cousin twice removed. We both freaked and stopped...

Lycra is our friend, Bonnie

Running down the street without my bra could hurt someone namely me!  *can you say black eyes?* In the follow up to Braless a little over a year has passed and Sharlene, Jake’s partner, has moved into the house he used for his covert investigation of Allie. ...

The Picture of the Woman burning her bra

My mother would so do that if she could. Instead she just throws them in the backseat when she gets off work and yells about freedom from the hated underwire. Yes, I do get it honest. The crazy apple doesn’t fall far from the redneck tree. She was the inspiration of...

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