I swear, every time I turn on the TV, there is someone telling me something different. Eat sugar, don’t eat sugar – eat eggs, don’t eat eggs. Peanut butter is good – but has bad fat. Or good fat? I can’t remember! Next thing you know someone is going to tell me that if you sleep with your eyes shut you’ll get fat!!!!!
How does one know who to listen to? I love Doctor Oz on Oprah – but is he right? Does he REALLY know what he’s talking about? Does Bob Green? I like him too, but I like a lot of people. I like myself, but I wouldn’t follow my own advice on eating. Keep a diary someone once told me. I think if I were to write down everything I ate – I would depress myself. It would be the diary of a woman in need.Â
The same goes for things we wear, use, and God forbid – TOUCH! Deodorant – does it cause breast cancer? Does shampoo give you tumors?? Can you imagine a world where we don’t wash our hair or put on deodorant? Why, we’d be… MEN! lol. Okay, nasty nasty. But I still think it’s men who make this stuff up. How else do we pull such crap out of our ass?
I hope you have more luck than I have with losing weight – or knowing what to wear. I like the scent free policies because I get headaches from perfume. Nothing worse than having a woman come in and smell like a tramp coming from the whorehouse. If your body odor is that bad – try SHOWERING!!!
Have a good one, people. I’m off my soapbox (no pun intended)
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LOL ……..Amen sista! I wish someone would just say once and for all, what is the right way to go! Thanks for a very funny look at a matter that has been on my mind FOREVER!